You are in Nigeria. Dazed and confused at how different the African heartland looks from home. A group of Nigerian girls pass by, looking at you with the look of visitors in a zoo. Then one of them comments "Oyimbo" (Yoruba slang for 'foreigner')and they all burst into loud giggling.
You are at a bash thrown by your boss. He introduces you to his boss. In the middle of the conversation, your boss pokes fun at the way you wear your tie. You are forced to laugh because everyone else is.
You go to a stand-up comedy. You sit in the first row. The comedian decides to take on the typical dresses of Africans and their apparently futile designs. You are laughing till your stomach hurts. Then he does a mimicry of how bosses act. He walks up near you, and in the manner of a stereotypical boss, pokes fun at the way you wear your tie. You laugh out gaily, planning to gift your boss a ticket to this place on his upcoming birthday.
Different situations give rise to different versions of humour. But what purpose does humour serve? Why has it survived so long in the evolutionary process? Why did it originate? Do other species crack jokes or attempt comic relief?
Chemical Psychology says that humour releases certain endomorphins that lead to reduction in the stress levels. Laughter clubs springing up all over the world subscribe to this view.
Sociology explains that laughter leads to bonding and establishes group membership. Remember the Nigerian women who laughed at you for being a oyimbo. They might not have known each other before, but all it takes is sharing a joke.
Anthropology insists that humour helps spread goodwill. Isn't that why we smile when introduced to someone.
But look around you. Are the people who crack the most jokes and think they are funny always the most stress-free or better team players or share a more benevolent personality. Most likely not.
With the evolution of our species, humour has also evolved. From being a stress-reliever to a group bonding tool, it has evolved into a superiority assertive. Don't we laugh at those weaker, worse off or more unfortunate than us. Don't we accept the ridicule of those stronger or higher up than us, even though its not really funny for us. Don't we relish the thought of being able to tell our boss, " I don't need to laugh at your jokes any more. I resigned this morning."
Look around again. And who better to look than men when it comes to domineering attitudes. Don't the macho males ridicule the not-so-macho ones and establish their superiority. Don't the beta ones get back at the alpha males by using humour. Don't women indicate who they think is the stud by choosing whose jokes to laugh at. Is ability to ridicule the new pecking order. Or is it overcompensatory behaviour for lagging elsewhere. Does the ability to make fun of someone give one an added survival advantage. Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn't.
Friday 31 July 2009
Friday 10 July 2009
This, Here, Now...
As the darkest hour of the night comes to pass, and as the sky readies itself to welcome the sun, the willowy fog of clouds and mist continues its journey across the valley. Rising from the foothills and onward across the green expanses on inclines, the fog makes its way.
A calm serenity this valley exudes. A home among the heavens, at the top of the world. The peaks of hills stand tall amongst the clouds. A few hours ago they lay at the mercy of these clouds as they rained down upon them. But now, they tend to the mist like guardian angels.
The mist and cloud speak of the dark past. In the past tense. A sense of hope and reclamation springs forth. Just like the billowing smoke in the aftermath of a war. When all that could be done was done. When houses were razed, and people were razed and everything that could be razed was razed. When the perpetrators were left powerless, bereft of anything they could destroy, bereft of anything they could take away. When all that remained was time. And hope. For things could only get brighter, sunnier and better. The smoke stands testimony to the helplessness of the destroyers, of the healing of time, of the impermanence of the worst. The mist and the clouds speak the same language.
The never-ending, limitless expanse of mist across undulating land stands as steady as time. Continual, steadfast and careless to a whim. Careless of what happens around. Of what it passes. Of what it has passed. Of what it will come to pass. Composed and unfettered, it glides along. Giving hope wherever it goes. Whenever it goes.
If there is a thing to be, it is this.
If there is a place to be, it is here.
If there is a time to be, it is now.
A calm serenity this valley exudes. A home among the heavens, at the top of the world. The peaks of hills stand tall amongst the clouds. A few hours ago they lay at the mercy of these clouds as they rained down upon them. But now, they tend to the mist like guardian angels.
The mist and cloud speak of the dark past. In the past tense. A sense of hope and reclamation springs forth. Just like the billowing smoke in the aftermath of a war. When all that could be done was done. When houses were razed, and people were razed and everything that could be razed was razed. When the perpetrators were left powerless, bereft of anything they could destroy, bereft of anything they could take away. When all that remained was time. And hope. For things could only get brighter, sunnier and better. The smoke stands testimony to the helplessness of the destroyers, of the healing of time, of the impermanence of the worst. The mist and the clouds speak the same language.
The never-ending, limitless expanse of mist across undulating land stands as steady as time. Continual, steadfast and careless to a whim. Careless of what happens around. Of what it passes. Of what it has passed. Of what it will come to pass. Composed and unfettered, it glides along. Giving hope wherever it goes. Whenever it goes.
If there is a thing to be, it is this.
If there is a place to be, it is here.
If there is a time to be, it is now.
Sunday 5 July 2009
Mumbai Uncorked...
Everyone who has lived for a considerable time in Mumbai knows that it is one of those things thats almost impossible to define. The feelings and the emotions that Mumbai arouses will never be felt elsewhere. It is these that bind all Mumbaikars well beyond the need of any geographical borders - Mumbai is open country.
No one is ever an outsider to Mumbai for too long. Mumbai accommodates. In its motley of local trains, in its numerous skyscrapers, in its share market rallies, in its Udipi restaurants and on its Chowpatties and Bandstands. Everyone is welcome. They always have been. An urban spectacle, conspicuous by its huge contribution to government revenues and by the miniscule amount that comes back, Mumbai carries on.
Sometimes, this treatment is humiliating, frustrating, even revolting. But, as Roark Howard would have said, '...the pain goes down only to a certain point, and then it stops...', Mumbai keeps at it. In the long run, the only competition will be with itself.
The rains lash Mumbai like a jealous mistress. She keeps coming back. Year after year, the monsoon keeps its date with Mumbai. And Mumbai welcomes it. Even though it hurts, Mumbai adores her. Amidst flooded roads and dank winds, aartis and pujas welcome the reunion. Even in the wake of life brought to a standstill, the tumultous relationship endures - welcomed and respected.
Mumbai may not be the most modern city, neither the most well-planned. But its magnificence lies not in what others did with it. It lies in what Mumbai does to itself every single day. Day after day. Without respite or let-back. Taking all in its stride. Mumbai goes on. Mumbai rocks.
No one is ever an outsider to Mumbai for too long. Mumbai accommodates. In its motley of local trains, in its numerous skyscrapers, in its share market rallies, in its Udipi restaurants and on its Chowpatties and Bandstands. Everyone is welcome. They always have been. An urban spectacle, conspicuous by its huge contribution to government revenues and by the miniscule amount that comes back, Mumbai carries on.
Sometimes, this treatment is humiliating, frustrating, even revolting. But, as Roark Howard would have said, '...the pain goes down only to a certain point, and then it stops...', Mumbai keeps at it. In the long run, the only competition will be with itself.
The rains lash Mumbai like a jealous mistress. She keeps coming back. Year after year, the monsoon keeps its date with Mumbai. And Mumbai welcomes it. Even though it hurts, Mumbai adores her. Amidst flooded roads and dank winds, aartis and pujas welcome the reunion. Even in the wake of life brought to a standstill, the tumultous relationship endures - welcomed and respected.
Mumbai may not be the most modern city, neither the most well-planned. But its magnificence lies not in what others did with it. It lies in what Mumbai does to itself every single day. Day after day. Without respite or let-back. Taking all in its stride. Mumbai goes on. Mumbai rocks.
Saturday 6 June 2009
Behind the Scenes of SANGAM - A sneak-peek into the life of an IIMite
The preparations start 4 months in advance. Brochures are designed, budgets are negotiated and the calender is consulted. Not that we believe in auspicious days and bad omens, but simply because everything must run to plan. Any oversight in planning and things could go sour. And nobody likes a sour taste, especially not corporate honchos. And especially not when there are 1500 of them.
All holidays are marked out. All major events and marriage seasons are doubly checked. And then a date is finalised. The date around which the lives and summer internships of 6 people will spin for the next 3 months. The date that has to be met at all cost. The date that once announced can not be taken back. And then, it is announced.
Now the countdown has begun. From now on, the clock only moves forward. Sponsors are approached, venues are looked at and people are motivated. Options are weighed at every stage and projections are made. Made and revised. Mails are sent. Shortlists are drawn up. Then further filtered. More mails are sent. And then one reads "Venue Finalised". 6 people stop to heave a sigh of relief. And then get on with it. Soon, 6 venues are in place. Even now the budget looks more like an astrological chart than an account. There are more variables than Dell offers on its computers. And many more permutations. The sponsors drive is pushed harder. Negotiations are pushed harder. 6 people push harder. Every single day. More is still less.
Contacts calling gives way to cold calling. And some more mails are sent. More. Some more. Then one mail reads "We are ready to not bust the bank". 6 people pause to heave a sigh of relief. One pause. Another round of motivating mails and they are back to calling. Now with a different tone, a different task and a different audience. Within a fortnight of the event now, every single Alum who can be reached has been called and emailed. Invited. Another mail. Another pause. And back again.
Lists are made again. Final projections frozen. Money moves across the vast internetwork of the Indian Banking System in little bits and bytes. 6 people brace for one last leg of the run - on the ground. From here on, everything can be seen and felt. Banners, check lists, decorations, gifts, mementoes, food, liquor, people, enthusiasm and a sense of achievement. What was only an idea till only some time ago has come to life. And in six cities across the length and breadth of the country, at 1930 hours, over 1500 corporate hot-shots remember their days at one of the most beautiful and effervescent campuses in India - IIM Kozhikode.
All holidays are marked out. All major events and marriage seasons are doubly checked. And then a date is finalised. The date around which the lives and summer internships of 6 people will spin for the next 3 months. The date that has to be met at all cost. The date that once announced can not be taken back. And then, it is announced.
Now the countdown has begun. From now on, the clock only moves forward. Sponsors are approached, venues are looked at and people are motivated. Options are weighed at every stage and projections are made. Made and revised. Mails are sent. Shortlists are drawn up. Then further filtered. More mails are sent. And then one reads "Venue Finalised". 6 people stop to heave a sigh of relief. And then get on with it. Soon, 6 venues are in place. Even now the budget looks more like an astrological chart than an account. There are more variables than Dell offers on its computers. And many more permutations. The sponsors drive is pushed harder. Negotiations are pushed harder. 6 people push harder. Every single day. More is still less.
Contacts calling gives way to cold calling. And some more mails are sent. More. Some more. Then one mail reads "We are ready to not bust the bank". 6 people pause to heave a sigh of relief. One pause. Another round of motivating mails and they are back to calling. Now with a different tone, a different task and a different audience. Within a fortnight of the event now, every single Alum who can be reached has been called and emailed. Invited. Another mail. Another pause. And back again.
Lists are made again. Final projections frozen. Money moves across the vast internetwork of the Indian Banking System in little bits and bytes. 6 people brace for one last leg of the run - on the ground. From here on, everything can be seen and felt. Banners, check lists, decorations, gifts, mementoes, food, liquor, people, enthusiasm and a sense of achievement. What was only an idea till only some time ago has come to life. And in six cities across the length and breadth of the country, at 1930 hours, over 1500 corporate hot-shots remember their days at one of the most beautiful and effervescent campuses in India - IIM Kozhikode.
Sunday 22 March 2009
"Indian" Premier League?
As I proceed to eat my lunch on a typical calm-before-the-storm Sunday afternoon, a spam on the IP tells me that IPL is in the news again. Having gotten used to it by now, I fail to catch the details, but later realize that I should have.
A nice hot and steaming lunch awaits me at the mess(Yes, the lunch can be good if you're in time). Filling my plate, I take a seat near the TV, hoping to catch some news on the world around me. Maybe its just not my day.
The first thing I see on the screen is the blaring headline of "IPL to be held outside India". I mentally shut my eyes and ears and hope that it will soon disappear. Then the presenter blares on top of his voice in a tone that would have been uncalled for even if some 'friendly' neighbouring country dropped a bomb on our capital. I look up dreading that I would see a horrible sight of yet another killing and massacre. Thankfully, that didnt happen. What I see instead is Vijay Mallya kissing one of the Ambani wives on the cheek and SRK, Preity and a few others walking into a nice conference room. The blaring headline hadn't gone away. It now read, "IPL had to be taken outside because of the Govt's attitude".
After showing me a motley of images of Lalit Modi, Mallya, SRK, Preity and a few other very tense fellows, the presenter decides to interview a few people. The first guy is related to cricinfo.com(Yeah, the same site that provides us live scores even in class). After Mr. X has hemmed and hawwed his bit about the abruptness of the decision, our dear news presenter connects to another fellow at breakneck speed and then another and another. I think they once even got Mallya on the phone. And another was asked, " What do you think will be the impact of this decision on the elections?" I wouldn't be surprised if he said, "Looks like we will have to postpone the elections till this matter can be sorted out with the IPL." National Emergency, you know.
Of all that I heard in the half hour that I had my lunch, the only sensible point mentioned was by one of the correspondents. She said that since the IPL's USP was its city loyalty and fan following, it would be difficult to generate that interest if played elsewhere. How would I expect Archana to jump up in joy when Dhoni plays the 'home match' against Rajasthan Royals in Bloemfontein. Or for thousands of fans in Mumbai to crowd the locals at all the wrong times to watch the match at DY Patil stadium. Or for our very own cricketers to carry around their dirty shoes and kit without any fear of being caught at customs. As Tapangshu rightly pointed out, its gonna be an Indian Premier League that didn't happen in India. Simply because ... ... the damned Govt didn't show the right attitude by postponing the elections.
A nice hot and steaming lunch awaits me at the mess(Yes, the lunch can be good if you're in time). Filling my plate, I take a seat near the TV, hoping to catch some news on the world around me. Maybe its just not my day.
The first thing I see on the screen is the blaring headline of "IPL to be held outside India". I mentally shut my eyes and ears and hope that it will soon disappear. Then the presenter blares on top of his voice in a tone that would have been uncalled for even if some 'friendly' neighbouring country dropped a bomb on our capital. I look up dreading that I would see a horrible sight of yet another killing and massacre. Thankfully, that didnt happen. What I see instead is Vijay Mallya kissing one of the Ambani wives on the cheek and SRK, Preity and a few others walking into a nice conference room. The blaring headline hadn't gone away. It now read, "IPL had to be taken outside because of the Govt's attitude".
After showing me a motley of images of Lalit Modi, Mallya, SRK, Preity and a few other very tense fellows, the presenter decides to interview a few people. The first guy is related to cricinfo.com(Yeah, the same site that provides us live scores even in class). After Mr. X has hemmed and hawwed his bit about the abruptness of the decision, our dear news presenter connects to another fellow at breakneck speed and then another and another. I think they once even got Mallya on the phone. And another was asked, " What do you think will be the impact of this decision on the elections?" I wouldn't be surprised if he said, "Looks like we will have to postpone the elections till this matter can be sorted out with the IPL." National Emergency, you know.
Of all that I heard in the half hour that I had my lunch, the only sensible point mentioned was by one of the correspondents. She said that since the IPL's USP was its city loyalty and fan following, it would be difficult to generate that interest if played elsewhere. How would I expect Archana to jump up in joy when Dhoni plays the 'home match' against Rajasthan Royals in Bloemfontein. Or for thousands of fans in Mumbai to crowd the locals at all the wrong times to watch the match at DY Patil stadium. Or for our very own cricketers to carry around their dirty shoes and kit without any fear of being caught at customs. As Tapangshu rightly pointed out, its gonna be an Indian Premier League that didn't happen in India. Simply because ... ... the damned Govt didn't show the right attitude by postponing the elections.
Saturday 21 February 2009
K by night...
As I sit it out the night at the amphitheatre; the massive, yet beautiful and defining structure of the academic hill at IIMK, the surreal atmosphere engulfs me and rejuvenates me. For someone who spent most of his life in the din and smog of a metro, this is heaven.
When darkness descends, K springs to life. In the dying moments of the twilight, numerous joggers and fitness freaks descend down the hill to the lakeside and meet with the footballers replenishing themselves at the Amul store after a long day's play. Those untouched by the fitness craze wake up groggily from their afternoon siestas and sitcoms, rub their eyes and rush to the Night Canteen for a quick bite. Sleep does make you hungry around here. Mails start getting sent and mailboxes start ringing like cash registers at an Udipi restaurant in downtown Mumbai. Meetings are called and assignments are delegated. And before you know it, its dark and the moon has risen high in the sky. Those who eat at the mess have already done so and the others wait impatiently for 10pm. Post-dinner the meetings are held - Amphi, Harvard steps, B-block and the more popular Cross-roads get their share of attention. This time from 8pm till 2pm sees the most activity on campus. Then the night begins.
As people retire to their rooms to get past the ever-piling stock of movies and sitcoms, a new-found creed springs to life. Donning their new T-shirts, the Counter Strike players storm the LAN network with cries of "Go Go Go". Then the campus goes to rest. Or atleast pretends to.
Its 4am and I walk out of my room to the Moonlit Grove and pretend to study the stars. This place has personal memories for me. This is where I held her hand and gazed at the stars and the moon. Even then it was 4am. The feeling seems so distant now. As I search for the moon, I see a tiny sliver of orangish hue towards the eastern sky. I smile and walk on.
The sole light at the top of the Watch Tower sets the tone for the architectural beauty that surrounds me. Rows of columns in the A-block play hide-n-seek with the light and shadows. The library stands strong and robust like General of the Panzer division at Normandy. Its mere presence is assuring. An airconditioner from the Computer Centre hums away in the distance, much like the bees in the beehive that flanks it. A cricket calls out in the distance. And then all is silent. What remains is just that majestic, surreal feeling that wouldn't let me sleep, that says,' Why wouldn't anyone want to be here?'
I am reminded of Amir Khusrau...
'Agar firdaus bar roo-e zameen ast, Hameen ast-o hameen ast-o hameen ast.'
(If there is a paradise on earth, It is this, it is this, it is this)
When darkness descends, K springs to life. In the dying moments of the twilight, numerous joggers and fitness freaks descend down the hill to the lakeside and meet with the footballers replenishing themselves at the Amul store after a long day's play. Those untouched by the fitness craze wake up groggily from their afternoon siestas and sitcoms, rub their eyes and rush to the Night Canteen for a quick bite. Sleep does make you hungry around here. Mails start getting sent and mailboxes start ringing like cash registers at an Udipi restaurant in downtown Mumbai. Meetings are called and assignments are delegated. And before you know it, its dark and the moon has risen high in the sky. Those who eat at the mess have already done so and the others wait impatiently for 10pm. Post-dinner the meetings are held - Amphi, Harvard steps, B-block and the more popular Cross-roads get their share of attention. This time from 8pm till 2pm sees the most activity on campus. Then the night begins.
As people retire to their rooms to get past the ever-piling stock of movies and sitcoms, a new-found creed springs to life. Donning their new T-shirts, the Counter Strike players storm the LAN network with cries of "Go Go Go". Then the campus goes to rest. Or atleast pretends to.
Its 4am and I walk out of my room to the Moonlit Grove and pretend to study the stars. This place has personal memories for me. This is where I held her hand and gazed at the stars and the moon. Even then it was 4am. The feeling seems so distant now. As I search for the moon, I see a tiny sliver of orangish hue towards the eastern sky. I smile and walk on.
The sole light at the top of the Watch Tower sets the tone for the architectural beauty that surrounds me. Rows of columns in the A-block play hide-n-seek with the light and shadows. The library stands strong and robust like General of the Panzer division at Normandy. Its mere presence is assuring. An airconditioner from the Computer Centre hums away in the distance, much like the bees in the beehive that flanks it. A cricket calls out in the distance. And then all is silent. What remains is just that majestic, surreal feeling that wouldn't let me sleep, that says,' Why wouldn't anyone want to be here?'
I am reminded of Amir Khusrau...
'Agar firdaus bar roo-e zameen ast, Hameen ast-o hameen ast-o hameen ast.'
(If there is a paradise on earth, It is this, it is this, it is this)
Tuesday 13 January 2009
Term 3 at IIMK...
15 articles on Indian economy, one 20 page case and 4 textbook chapters. That kind of sums up my typical reading list these days. Not out of any particular interest, but more out of the requirements of pre-class preparation. And then i remember, at at least one of the IIM GD/PIs, the interviewer had given a distinct smile when i had mentioned 'reading' as one of my hobbies. I can now bet that the others must have smirked on the inside.
And that is how the cookie crumbles. Term 3 started off without much fanfare. No one seemed to show any enthusiasm for studies on the 5th morning. In fact, there wasn't even the usual serpentine queue outside the PGP office for the collection of books. I cant say whether it was the effect of the long break, the New Years parties or the recession, but everything seemed pretty slow motion - as though lifted straight out of one of Night Shyamalan's movies.
A week into the term and we face another deadening prospect - Business Law. The very thought sends shivers down the spine. Soon we would be grappling with Article 212 of Section 23 of the Indian Constitution for breach of 'locus standi' ..... or was it Article 34 of Section 45 and wasnt it supposed to be a 'writ mandamus'. Well, atleast thats what the Supreme Court had ruled in TL Bhatnagar vs. State of Madhya Pradesh(1979). Ok... maybe State of Uttar Pradesh vs. TS Negar(1983). Hold on, wasnt the State of UP the defendant... oops... sorry.. the respondent - this is the Supreme Court ...damn it. So shouldn't it be TS Negar vs. State of Uttar Pradesh(1983)..... NO!!.... It was an appeal case filed under the appellate jurisdiction of the Supreme Court over the inferior court. So TS Negar must have filed it under the High Court of Lucknow. But come on, dosen't that amount to violation of 'Nemo Judex in causa sua'. Hold on, what was the issue that we were discussing?! :-D
And that is how the cookie crumbles. Term 3 started off without much fanfare. No one seemed to show any enthusiasm for studies on the 5th morning. In fact, there wasn't even the usual serpentine queue outside the PGP office for the collection of books. I cant say whether it was the effect of the long break, the New Years parties or the recession, but everything seemed pretty slow motion - as though lifted straight out of one of Night Shyamalan's movies.
A week into the term and we face another deadening prospect - Business Law. The very thought sends shivers down the spine. Soon we would be grappling with Article 212 of Section 23 of the Indian Constitution for breach of 'locus standi' ..... or was it Article 34 of Section 45 and wasnt it supposed to be a 'writ mandamus'. Well, atleast thats what the Supreme Court had ruled in TL Bhatnagar vs. State of Madhya Pradesh(1979). Ok... maybe State of Uttar Pradesh vs. TS Negar(1983). Hold on, wasnt the State of UP the defendant... oops... sorry.. the respondent - this is the Supreme Court ...damn it. So shouldn't it be TS Negar vs. State of Uttar Pradesh(1983)..... NO!!.... It was an appeal case filed under the appellate jurisdiction of the Supreme Court over the inferior court. So TS Negar must have filed it under the High Court of Lucknow. But come on, dosen't that amount to violation of 'Nemo Judex in causa sua'. Hold on, what was the issue that we were discussing?! :-D
Tuesday 23 December 2008
Baa Baa Bangalore..
6 gruelling days... 7 blunderous papers ... 2 wasted holidays .... 1/3rd MBA.
And term 2 was done with. The term where a lot of everything happened. Well, almost everything. Except 'learning' .. of course. The term where the CS guys made a google group and ruled the nights. The term where the juniors got placed for 1 summer and the seniors readied to get placed for many. The term where sections were shuffled and seats were ruffled. The term beyond which almost no one studies. Those who get through student exchange don't need to and those who didn't can't bother to.
So we headed out in droves... to homes, to girlfriends, to new year bashes and to freedom.
This small limerick literally sums up the scene (to the tune of Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Baa Baa Bangalore, do you wanna go?
Yes sir, Yes sir, 2 buses full.
Some for the airport
and some for the city
and some for the railway that runs down the street.
And term 2 was done with. The term where a lot of everything happened. Well, almost everything. Except 'learning' .. of course. The term where the CS guys made a google group and ruled the nights. The term where the juniors got placed for 1 summer and the seniors readied to get placed for many. The term where sections were shuffled and seats were ruffled. The term beyond which almost no one studies. Those who get through student exchange don't need to and those who didn't can't bother to.
So we headed out in droves... to homes, to girlfriends, to new year bashes and to freedom.
This small limerick literally sums up the scene (to the tune of Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Baa Baa Bangalore, do you wanna go?
Yes sir, Yes sir, 2 buses full.
Some for the airport
and some for the city
and some for the railway that runs down the street.
Wednesday 10 December 2008
The Rise of a Demon....
Circa 2100: Beta, so ja... so ja, varna K-dio chalu ho jaayega.
Cut! Cut!! Rewind!
Retake: Beta, so ja .... so ja varna.....
Varna kya.... haan??.... mujhe TV dekhne do varna main Kdio chalu kar doonga!!
Yeah thats more like it!!
K-dio - The one radio channel that most moms try to keep their children away from. The one radio channel where an entire institute finds expression. The one radio channel that is ours, for us and by us - democratic.
14th November 2008: The airwaves crackled and came to life... K dio was back!! Back to the world of IIM Kozhikode. RJs Khadoos and Jack talked and talked till our ears burst. They played the choiciest songs that you would only find in people's Recycle Bins. And then they called their guests.
Chhota Don - who threatened and threatened till all the extortionists of Mumbai gave up their jobs and surrendered
Rohit Jain - who so hemmed and hawwed with his gyaan on Finance that Citigroup fired their top brass and decided to replace them with Rohit
Pappu - who cracked loud jokes and laughed even louder till people on campus could hear him even after turning off the radio (Some people still get nightmares of that day)
Whoosh - who hatched such plans of hacking IIMB during Sangram that I cant even begin to reveal them here
So all you good souls, I have this friendly advice. If you ever feel like killing yourself, dont eat pesticide, or drink poison, or jump into a well or smell your armpit. Just visit IIMK and listen to Kdio - the channel that puts MTV Fully Faltu to shame, that has the capability to make your soul squirm in disgust and then chop you up without killing you.
Last heard, the FBI have asked for a dedicated feed of Kdio to replace its 3rd degree interrogation techniques. They chanced upon it by accident, when a certain ex-president came rushing out of his house shouting, " Yes, i did her.... I did her.... Now stop that thing....." when his neighbour's dog mistakenly set the receiver to Kdio on full blast.
Thats Kdio for you!!!
Cut! Cut!! Rewind!
Retake: Beta, so ja .... so ja varna.....
Varna kya.... haan??.... mujhe TV dekhne do varna main Kdio chalu kar doonga!!
Yeah thats more like it!!
K-dio - The one radio channel that most moms try to keep their children away from. The one radio channel where an entire institute finds expression. The one radio channel that is ours, for us and by us - democratic.
14th November 2008: The airwaves crackled and came to life... K dio was back!! Back to the world of IIM Kozhikode. RJs Khadoos and Jack talked and talked till our ears burst. They played the choiciest songs that you would only find in people's Recycle Bins. And then they called their guests.
Chhota Don - who threatened and threatened till all the extortionists of Mumbai gave up their jobs and surrendered
Rohit Jain - who so hemmed and hawwed with his gyaan on Finance that Citigroup fired their top brass and decided to replace them with Rohit
Pappu - who cracked loud jokes and laughed even louder till people on campus could hear him even after turning off the radio (Some people still get nightmares of that day)
Whoosh - who hatched such plans of hacking IIMB during Sangram that I cant even begin to reveal them here
So all you good souls, I have this friendly advice. If you ever feel like killing yourself, dont eat pesticide, or drink poison, or jump into a well or smell your armpit. Just visit IIMK and listen to Kdio - the channel that puts MTV Fully Faltu to shame, that has the capability to make your soul squirm in disgust and then chop you up without killing you.
Last heard, the FBI have asked for a dedicated feed of Kdio to replace its 3rd degree interrogation techniques. They chanced upon it by accident, when a certain ex-president came rushing out of his house shouting, " Yes, i did her.... I did her.... Now stop that thing....." when his neighbour's dog mistakenly set the receiver to Kdio on full blast.
Thats Kdio for you!!!
Saturday 6 December 2008
Mera number kab aayega...
Ethics, the one thing that raises heated conflict across the world today, seems notably absent from our conscience in classrooms. Lectures in ethics are more morose than the average funeral. Drop dead silence, except for the sibilance of pencil or pen from one of the unfortunate first-benchers who view scribbling as the only method of staying awake. And of course, the lecture from the professor herself.
I had never imagined that I would end up in an ethics class where over half of the people present would speak up. Well, life is unpredictable. One flash of imagination, one twist of fate and the class rose to life. Not only speak, they actually fought for airtime. Raised hands and my-voice-is-louder-than-yours ensued. Someone seemed mighty pleased with the response. She had hit upon a genius of an idea. The jugular vein, the 'War on Terrorism' of classroom politics, the master key - marks for CP.
One 'gentle reminder' of the power and control reinstated her as the alpha female, the god to please and the Xerxes of Persia. The class writhed in controlled chaos and she reigned supreme. Like it was always designed to be. Marks. Period.
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
-Anonymous
I had never imagined that I would end up in an ethics class where over half of the people present would speak up. Well, life is unpredictable. One flash of imagination, one twist of fate and the class rose to life. Not only speak, they actually fought for airtime. Raised hands and my-voice-is-louder-than-yours ensued. Someone seemed mighty pleased with the response. She had hit upon a genius of an idea. The jugular vein, the 'War on Terrorism' of classroom politics, the master key - marks for CP.
One 'gentle reminder' of the power and control reinstated her as the alpha female, the god to please and the Xerxes of Persia. The class writhed in controlled chaos and she reigned supreme. Like it was always designed to be. Marks. Period.
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
-Anonymous
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