The Rise of a Demon....

Circa 2100: Beta, so ja... so ja, varna K-dio chalu ho jaayega.

Cut! Cut!! Rewind!

Retake: Beta, so ja .... so ja varna.....
Varna kya.... haan??.... mujhe TV dekhne do varna main Kdio chalu kar doonga!!

Yeah thats more like it!!

K-dio - The one radio channel that most moms try to keep their children away from. The one radio channel where an entire institute finds expression. The one radio channel that is ours, for us and by us - democratic.

14th November 2008: The airwaves crackled and came to life... K dio was back!! Back to the world of IIM Kozhikode. RJs Khadoos and Jack talked and talked till our ears burst. They played the choiciest songs that you would only find in people's Recycle Bins. And then they called their guests.

Chhota Don - who threatened and threatened till all the extortionists of Mumbai gave up their jobs and surrendered
Rohit Jain - who so hemmed and hawwed with his gyaan on Finance that Citigroup fired their top brass and decided to replace them with Rohit
Pappu - who cracked loud jokes and laughed even louder till people on campus could hear him even after turning off the radio (Some people still get nightmares of that day)
Whoosh - who hatched such plans of hacking IIMB during Sangram that I cant even begin to reveal them here

So all you good souls, I have this friendly advice. If you ever feel like killing yourself, dont eat pesticide, or drink poison, or jump into a well or smell your armpit. Just visit IIMK and listen to Kdio - the channel that puts MTV Fully Faltu to shame, that has the capability to make your soul squirm in disgust and then chop you up without killing you.

Last heard, the FBI have asked for a dedicated feed of Kdio to replace its 3rd degree interrogation techniques. They chanced upon it by accident, when a certain ex-president came rushing out of his house shouting, " Yes, i did her.... I did her.... Now stop that thing....." when his neighbour's dog mistakenly set the receiver to Kdio on full blast.

Thats Kdio for you!!!